You do realize, of course, that had Loyola and IC (and JCA which is still alive in the playoffs) not petitioned to play up in more competitive classes, this tongue in cheek thread of yours would be a non issue. Furthermore, had the petitioning up not happened, we likely would be hearing from the likes of you and other public school apologists all about the so called private school advantage. I find it more than a little ironic that when private schools that petitioned up wind up losing in the semis in a more competitive class than the one where they were initially classified by the IHSA, that now there is commentary about how private schools need help to be more competitive.
Give me the NIPL!