Two CPL teams go running outside, running outside. Two CPL teams go running outside, running outside. Guess what's back? Back again? Wednesday games are back! Tell a friend, guess what's back? Guess what's back? Guess what's back? Guess what's back? Na na na na, na na na na
They've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more (forfeited the season), they want Payton (sorry Clark). Well if you want Payton, that's what I'll give you, a little bit of green mixed with some hard turf monsters. Some running that will make the clock go quicker, then a shock when I see a pass completed by the RB because the QB has no arm today....
It's week 9, which means we have Wednesday games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CPL! CPL! CPL!
Gage Park Owls @ Dyett Eagles: Wednesday, 4:15 at Gately
If you take it easy while you are watching this game, you definitely will have a peaceful easy feeling come over you. Unfortunately the stadium won't be selling any tequila sunrises, so you and your buddy James Dean are going to have one of those nights. Dyett's RB will be the new kid in town while he's living his best life in the fast lane, and will cause some heartache tonight on the Owls. After he breaks out The Long Run, no one will be able to Tell You Why Gage Park can't stop him. If you haven't figured it out yet, take the Eagles!
Harlan Falcons @ Ag Science Cyclones: Wednesday, 7:15 at Gately
Hah! It's poetry in motion, they turned their tender eyes to the backfield, as the Ag RB runs for over 200! They blinded us with Science!!!
BOTY Bobcats @ Rauner Wildcats: Wednesday, 4:15 at Rockne
Take a look at the song in the Ag game by the great Thomas Dolby. Do you know what movie soundtrack contained that song?? WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!
Foreman Hornets @ Prosser Falcons: Wednesday, 7:15 at Rockne
They were some kids that played in the big city, it was at Rockne, Rockne where they did everything. They had debts because they constantly lost yards, but the fans all loved them anyway. And everybody screamed....Prosser Falcons, Prosser Falcons, Rock it Rock it Prosser Falcons!
Kennedy Crusaders @ Clark Eagles: Thursday, 7:15 at Rockne
Last week was a make or break week for both of these programs. Kennedy got themselves in a good position to make the state playoffs getting their 5th win of the year. Clark had a big mis-step last week in their last conference game of the year (as the Payton Grizzlies came out of nowhere to sweep up the conference title). Both programs need a win bad this week for seeding purposes in the state playoffs. I was watching a bunch of classic episodes of the 100,000 Pyramid last night with Dick Clark, so for the reason alone, I'll take Clark.
Little Village Phoenix @ South Shore Tars: Friday, 3:45 at Eckersall
They'll be rising, they'll find the note that was left in the locker room. They'll laugh when they read the part that says we are leavin, cause I've left the stadium so many times before. By the time I make it to Eckersall, they'll be working. Probably have to stop for a late lunch, and make a call. But by the time I get to Phoenix, they'll be rising!
Mather Rangers @ King Jaguars: Friday, 7:15 at Gately
When the night is young, and the land is dark (because the lights went off). And the moon is the only light you see. No, I won't be afraid, no IIIII won't be afraid, just as long as you stand, stand by me. So darlin, darlin stand by me (so I can steal your Gately dog), ohhh stand by me (where's the mustard), oh stand, stand by me. Great song by Ben E. King, King wins this week.
Lincoln Park Lions @ Curie Condors: Friday, 4:15 at Rockne
Little child, dry your crying eyes. How can I explain the fear you feel inside (because they're running up down the middle). Cause you were born into this evil world (Friday CPL football is evil, Thursday is better). Where man beaters are killing man (how about we play some zone?), and no one knows just why. What we have become, just look what we have done (stomped Curie all over the place). All that we destroyed, you must build again (but not until next season!). Take White Lion to win the game!
Game of the Week: Corliss Trojans @ Collins Warriors, Saturday 1:00 at Rockne
Hot sun beating down, burning my feet just walking around (yup, that's the Rockne grass). Hot sun making me sweat (I thought it was October), gators getting close, haven't got me yet(but the flags from these damn refs have). I can't dance, I can't talk, only thing about me is the way I walk (damn grass). I'm just standing here, selling everything (because no one is here to work the concession stand!). Take Phil Collins in an upset!
They've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more (forfeited the season), they want Payton (sorry Clark). Well if you want Payton, that's what I'll give you, a little bit of green mixed with some hard turf monsters. Some running that will make the clock go quicker, then a shock when I see a pass completed by the RB because the QB has no arm today....
It's week 9, which means we have Wednesday games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CPL! CPL! CPL!
Gage Park Owls @ Dyett Eagles: Wednesday, 4:15 at Gately
If you take it easy while you are watching this game, you definitely will have a peaceful easy feeling come over you. Unfortunately the stadium won't be selling any tequila sunrises, so you and your buddy James Dean are going to have one of those nights. Dyett's RB will be the new kid in town while he's living his best life in the fast lane, and will cause some heartache tonight on the Owls. After he breaks out The Long Run, no one will be able to Tell You Why Gage Park can't stop him. If you haven't figured it out yet, take the Eagles!
Harlan Falcons @ Ag Science Cyclones: Wednesday, 7:15 at Gately
Hah! It's poetry in motion, they turned their tender eyes to the backfield, as the Ag RB runs for over 200! They blinded us with Science!!!
BOTY Bobcats @ Rauner Wildcats: Wednesday, 4:15 at Rockne
Take a look at the song in the Ag game by the great Thomas Dolby. Do you know what movie soundtrack contained that song?? WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!
Foreman Hornets @ Prosser Falcons: Wednesday, 7:15 at Rockne
They were some kids that played in the big city, it was at Rockne, Rockne where they did everything. They had debts because they constantly lost yards, but the fans all loved them anyway. And everybody screamed....Prosser Falcons, Prosser Falcons, Rock it Rock it Prosser Falcons!
Kennedy Crusaders @ Clark Eagles: Thursday, 7:15 at Rockne
Last week was a make or break week for both of these programs. Kennedy got themselves in a good position to make the state playoffs getting their 5th win of the year. Clark had a big mis-step last week in their last conference game of the year (as the Payton Grizzlies came out of nowhere to sweep up the conference title). Both programs need a win bad this week for seeding purposes in the state playoffs. I was watching a bunch of classic episodes of the 100,000 Pyramid last night with Dick Clark, so for the reason alone, I'll take Clark.
Little Village Phoenix @ South Shore Tars: Friday, 3:45 at Eckersall
They'll be rising, they'll find the note that was left in the locker room. They'll laugh when they read the part that says we are leavin, cause I've left the stadium so many times before. By the time I make it to Eckersall, they'll be working. Probably have to stop for a late lunch, and make a call. But by the time I get to Phoenix, they'll be rising!
Mather Rangers @ King Jaguars: Friday, 7:15 at Gately
When the night is young, and the land is dark (because the lights went off). And the moon is the only light you see. No, I won't be afraid, no IIIII won't be afraid, just as long as you stand, stand by me. So darlin, darlin stand by me (so I can steal your Gately dog), ohhh stand by me (where's the mustard), oh stand, stand by me. Great song by Ben E. King, King wins this week.
Lincoln Park Lions @ Curie Condors: Friday, 4:15 at Rockne
Little child, dry your crying eyes. How can I explain the fear you feel inside (because they're running up down the middle). Cause you were born into this evil world (Friday CPL football is evil, Thursday is better). Where man beaters are killing man (how about we play some zone?), and no one knows just why. What we have become, just look what we have done (stomped Curie all over the place). All that we destroyed, you must build again (but not until next season!). Take White Lion to win the game!
Game of the Week: Corliss Trojans @ Collins Warriors, Saturday 1:00 at Rockne
Hot sun beating down, burning my feet just walking around (yup, that's the Rockne grass). Hot sun making me sweat (I thought it was October), gators getting close, haven't got me yet(but the flags from these damn refs have). I can't dance, I can't talk, only thing about me is the way I walk (damn grass). I'm just standing here, selling everything (because no one is here to work the concession stand!). Take Phil Collins in an upset!
