A truly pathetic comment on a prep football forum. Please try to be better.All those unsavory southsiders descending on Debbie's tranquil suburban neighborhood. Perhaps we'll see a teen takeover at the Dairy Queen?
"Wilmette Police Department, how may I direct your call?"
"Yes, this is Debbie Downer from 1115 Laramie. Please send a squad car to patrol Laramie Avenue near Loyola. There are dozens of suspicious looking characters wearing hoodies and do rags walking past my house and throwing their roadies on my front lawn."