Week 5 Already? We aren't far away from Hot Thursday CPL Action being moved to 3:30 to avoid it getting too dark! Nothing better than a beautiful fall afternoon watching the leaves fall on a CPL football game! On to the picks!
Little Village vs Munchkin College Prep
I'd make some short jokes about this one, but those jokes would probably go over their heads...
Dunkin!
Fenger vs Bogan
The Fenger Fingers are 3-1 for the first time in a long time. It reminds me of the time I broke 3 fingers on my right hand. I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He told me, "probably, but I wouldn't count on it!"
Fenger!
Brooks vs Simeon
Brooks plays on the blue Smurf Turf. Simeon calls themselves the Blue Machine. With that said, What's blue and doesn't weigh very much? ..... Light Blue! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Brooks!
Ag Science vs Hansberry
Strawberries might be berry sweet friends, but Hansberries always stick together!
BERRIES!
Lincoln Park vs Lane Tech
This game is sure to be played at Lane Stadium, where you can always count on malfunctioning bathrooms and leaky ceilings. So....
How do you tell when a toilet is embarrassed? .... It flushes!
Where does the toilet brush go on vacation?...... to the bleach!
Why didn't the toilet paper stop talking? .... It was on a roll!
NO ONE WINS WHEN THE BATHROOMS DON'T WORK!
Little Village vs Munchkin College Prep
I'd make some short jokes about this one, but those jokes would probably go over their heads...
Dunkin!
Fenger vs Bogan
The Fenger Fingers are 3-1 for the first time in a long time. It reminds me of the time I broke 3 fingers on my right hand. I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He told me, "probably, but I wouldn't count on it!"
Fenger!
Brooks vs Simeon
Brooks plays on the blue Smurf Turf. Simeon calls themselves the Blue Machine. With that said, What's blue and doesn't weigh very much? ..... Light Blue! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Brooks!
Ag Science vs Hansberry
Strawberries might be berry sweet friends, but Hansberries always stick together!
BERRIES!
Lincoln Park vs Lane Tech
This game is sure to be played at Lane Stadium, where you can always count on malfunctioning bathrooms and leaky ceilings. So....
How do you tell when a toilet is embarrassed? .... It flushes!
Where does the toilet brush go on vacation?...... to the bleach!
Why didn't the toilet paper stop talking? .... It was on a roll!
NO ONE WINS WHEN THE BATHROOMS DON'T WORK!
