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Okay what did I miss today?

I’ll see you at church after the collection basket passes?
Many years ago, I was an usher at St Paul of the Cross in Park Ridge. There was this nasty man who pretended to be asleep when I came 'round with the basket (which was at the end of a long handle.) I started hitting his knee with the basket (pretending it was an accident.) The people around him loved it. He started staying awake.
 
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Many years ago, I was an usher at St Paul of the Cross in Park Ridge. There was this nasty man who pretended to be asleep when I came 'round with the basket (which was at the end of a long handle.) I started hitting his knee with the basket (pretending it was an accident.) The people around him loved it. He started staying awake.
That was you?
 
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