I am with feeto on this one - worst place for a visitor experience, and the "security" guys have a hard-on for MC fans. They treat their "guests" like crap because they don't try to accommodate them - just the opposite actually (and call it their homefield advantage). I think they are afa=raid to get outdrawn by Rita, Marist, and MC at Joe Johnson...oops, whatever that place is called these days.
No more Marist-Rice
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I have confirmed that I can contribute so that CaraParent and Feeto can
a) have free admission to the game
b) be personally carried (Cleopatra style) by the Fathers Club to their choice of a recliner or beanbag right on the 30 yard line.
c) They get unlimited food from the concession stand and beer from the Fathers Club area in the cafeteria (of course all brought server side to these wonderful guest
d) each will have their own heated personal porta-potty available within 10 steps
e) blankets and/or umbrellas would be provided (and held for them).
Everyone at Rice including those mean-old fathers who have those hard-ons for the MC folk have been told that they have hurt the feelings of two of MCs most illustrious and precious alums/fans. They cannot wait to apologize in person and perhaps rig the split the poto so both CaraParent and Feeto can win (but don't tell anyone).
During halftime the Marching Band indicated they will personally take requests and while the cheerleaders will choreograph and crete cheers just for those two.
The game announcer indicated he will not say "Tackled by a host of Crusaders" during the game so as to not upset these wonderful guests.
The Crusader Crazies incidated they will not root for Rice but instead only for Feeto and CaraParent
Furthermore, the CPD has indicated that they will personally valet their vehicles to have the best spot (easiest access out), watch them during the game and then escort them back to their vehicles after the game - holding traffic of course for both while they are able to get out to 99th. Wojos said they'll have free food for them after the game as did Barraco's.
Afterwards their bar tabs picked up anywhere they want to go and an engraved plaque saying Rice's Favorite Guest will be provided... so that in the end these two wonderful people can shove them up their whiny behinds. Don't like - don't come
This post was edited on 12/18 1:50 PM by Topiary
I have confirmed that I can contribute so that CaraParent and Feeto can
a) have free admission to the game
b) be personally carried (Cleopatra style) by the Fathers Club to their choice of a recliner or beanbag right on the 30 yard line.
c) They get unlimited food from the concession stand and beer from the Fathers Club area in the cafeteria (of course all brought server side to these wonderful guest
d) each will have their own heated personal porta-potty available within 10 steps
e) blankets and/or umbrellas would be provided (and held for them).
Everyone at Rice including those mean-old fathers who have those hard-ons for the MC folk have been told that they have hurt the feelings of two of MCs most illustrious and precious alums/fans. They cannot wait to apologize in person and perhaps rig the split the poto so both CaraParent and Feeto can win (but don't tell anyone).
During halftime the Marching Band indicated they will personally take requests and while the cheerleaders will choreograph and crete cheers just for those two.
The game announcer indicated he will not say "Tackled by a host of Crusaders" during the game so as to not upset these wonderful guests.
The Crusader Crazies incidated they will not root for Rice but instead only for Feeto and CaraParent
Furthermore, the CPD has indicated that they will personally valet their vehicles to have the best spot (easiest access out), watch them during the game and then escort them back to their vehicles after the game - holding traffic of course for both while they are able to get out to 99th. Wojos said they'll have free food for them after the game as did Barraco's.
Afterwards their bar tabs picked up anywhere they want to go and an engraved plaque saying Rice's Favorite Guest will be provided... so that in the end these two wonderful people can shove them up their whiny behinds. Don't like - don't come
This post was edited on 12/18 1:50 PM by Topiary
Topiary.................I always knew I liked you, this just confirms it. You're OK "for a Rice guy"
P.S. I like Tito's Vodka on the rocks with a lime. If you can have the good men of the Fathers Club keep them coming. I'd appreciate it. You should come out with us after the game, we'll put it on our tab.
P.S. I like Tito's Vodka on the rocks with a lime. If you can have the good men of the Fathers Club keep them coming. I'd appreciate it. You should come out with us after the game, we'll put it on our tab.
The only mass-produced corn based vodka in the world.
Topiary, throw in a box of Tampax for the gents and I'll call their reps to see if we have a deal.
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Topiary, throw in a box of Tampax for the gents and I'll call their reps to see if we have a deal.
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