It's Thursday. That means one thing. HOT CPL Thursday Action! Actually, there is no CPL Action tonight, leaving me having to watch the Falcons and Panthers...which, coincidentally, is very similar to sitting at Eckersall and watching a lower level CPL matchup. But, we do have CPL teams in action this week! On to the picks!
CPL Playoffs
Simeon vs Bye
I've heard you can't teach a cat how to have kittens. You also can't get a Gately dog if the stadium isn't open for the CPL Playoffs.
Simeon!
Taft vs Phillips
Taft's offense has been on a tear the last couple of weeks in the CPL Playoffs. I'd roll with one of those "racking up so many points that they might break the scoreboard this week" jokes, but since it's at Lane, the scoreboard is probably broken already.
Taft!
BONUS CPL IHSA PLAYOFF PICKS
Morgan Park vs Naz
It's said that the only guarantees in life are death and taxes. I'd say is also guaranteed that if Morgan Park loses this one, there will be a whole bunch of complaining about the terrible referees.
MP!
Kenwood vs Lamont
The one and only time I spent any time in Lamont, I was driving down that main road and saw an old school big Blatz Beer neon over a bar sign. Blatz was my grandpa's beer, so I stopped...Cash only. Blatz on tap. God Damned Glorious. Needless to say I stayed awhile at Tom's. Honestly, it's going to be cold. Lamont is going to roll. If I was heading that way, I would just roll in there, grab 33 Blatz drafts and try to get it on the livestream.
Lamont!
CPL Playoffs
Simeon vs Bye
I've heard you can't teach a cat how to have kittens. You also can't get a Gately dog if the stadium isn't open for the CPL Playoffs.
Simeon!
Taft vs Phillips
Taft's offense has been on a tear the last couple of weeks in the CPL Playoffs. I'd roll with one of those "racking up so many points that they might break the scoreboard this week" jokes, but since it's at Lane, the scoreboard is probably broken already.
Taft!
BONUS CPL IHSA PLAYOFF PICKS
Morgan Park vs Naz
It's said that the only guarantees in life are death and taxes. I'd say is also guaranteed that if Morgan Park loses this one, there will be a whole bunch of complaining about the terrible referees.
MP!
Kenwood vs Lamont
The one and only time I spent any time in Lamont, I was driving down that main road and saw an old school big Blatz Beer neon over a bar sign. Blatz was my grandpa's beer, so I stopped...Cash only. Blatz on tap. God Damned Glorious. Needless to say I stayed awhile at Tom's. Honestly, it's going to be cold. Lamont is going to roll. If I was heading that way, I would just roll in there, grab 33 Blatz drafts and try to get it on the livestream.
Lamont!